10 quirky traits of Scandinavians

Scandinavians have long been admired for their design, high quality of life, and stunning landscapes. But beyond the sleek furniture, serene fjords, and sensible social policies lies a world of charming quirks.

They may seem reserved, but spend enough time in the North, and you’ll discover that Scandinavians are equal parts practical, eccentric, and delightfully odd. Let’s dive into the funny (and sometimes puzzling) truths about these Viking descendants.

1. Their Love of Silence Could Be a Superpower

Silence is a staple of Scandinavian social interaction. While most of us squirm at a long pause, Swedes, Norwegians, and Danes treat silence like it’s the natural rhythm of conversation. They can go minutes without speaking and call it quality time. In Scandinavia, if you’re having dinner with friends and nobody’s talking, it’s not awkward—it’s zen.

2. The Fascination with Black Licorice

You may think you like licorice, but Scandinavians take it to a whole new (and somewhat questionable) level. Here, it’s all about salmiak, salty licorice, a flavor so strong it could double as a dare. It's in candy, ice cream, and even liquor. The Scandinavian obsession with this divisive treat has spawned a cult following, and for the uninitiated, it’s a black, salty portal to a realm of extreme taste that’s somehow beloved.

3. “Lagom” and “Hygge”: The Buzzwords That Defy Translation

The Danish have “hygge” (coziness), the Swedes have “lagom” (just the right amount), and the Norwegians have “koselig” (a more rustic take on coziness). These terms embody the Scandinavian way of life, balancing comfort with moderation, but if you’re new to Scandinavia, don’t be surprised if you’re politely corrected for making your coffee “too strong” or your candle-lit room “too bright.” For Scandinavians, cozy and balanced is a lifestyle—and they take it very seriously.

4. Bravery in the Art of Minimalism

Scandinavians have perfected the art of minimalism, and that includes in their personal lives. Don’t expect too many photos on the wall or cluttered tabletops; less is more. Even their language gets straight to the point. For example, Swedish has no word for “please,” and you’re expected to make your requests in a way that’s both polite and efficient—no fluff required. They’ll keep it simple, and they’ll expect you to do the same.

5. The Remarkable Endurance for Year-Round Swimming

Scandinavians are wild for cold-water swimming. This is not a casual dip; this is an art form, a winter ritual, and, some say, a mystical experience. Dressed in nothing but swimsuits and bravery, they’ll dive into near-freezing waters, emerging red-faced and claiming it’s “refreshing.” A word to the wise: if invited to “enjoy” a winter swim, consider it an honor (and a test of your survival skills).

6. Their Passionate Love-Hate Relationship with Midsummer

Midsummer in Scandinavia is a huge deal, with flower crowns, maypoles, and dancing around them like it’s 1523. But there’s a funny twist. In some years, the weather doesn’t exactly cooperate. It could be drizzling sideways, and yet, with Viking-like determination, they’ll still gather to dance around the maypole in wet grass, singing folk songs, while everyone accepts that they may end up slightly soggy.

7. Scandinavians Are the Masters of Personal Space

In Scandinavia, the unspoken rule is to keep a safe buffer around each other. Be it on public transport or waiting in line, they instinctively maintain a two-meter radius around one another. Trying to start a conversation on a bus might be met with polite confusion. But don’t take it personally; it’s not about avoiding people, it’s about respecting space (and, possibly, feeling awkward).

8. Coffee Consumption That Rivals Their Sauna Culture

Scandinavians drink coffee like it’s a competitive sport. While other countries might wind down with tea, Scandinavians are still downing their 5th cup of strong, black coffee. Add to that a sauna, and you’ve got the ideal Saturday in Scandinavia. Coffee and a sauna may sound like an odd pairing, but ask a Finn, and they’ll assure you it’s a foolproof way to relax.

9. They Have a Unique Relationship with Winter Sports

Winter is no excuse to stay indoors. Scandinavians are out skiing, skating, and sledding in conditions that would send most people back to bed. But the real treat is watching the Vasaloppet, Sweden’s 90-kilometer cross-country ski race that sees participants of all ages—and all skill levels—slide their way from start to finish. It’s the Viking spirit in action, right down to the (often exhausted) post-race hot dog and blueberry soup.

10. Unusual Food Fetishes: From Lutefisk to Smalahove

If you want to get to know Scandinavians, get ready to brave their…unique cuisine. Lutefisk (a gelatinous fish soaked in lye) and smalahove (sheep’s head) aren’t just meals; they’re rites of passage. Their food festivals include delights like fermented shark and herring so pungent it’s enjoyed outside. Despite their love for minimalism, their cuisine packs a memorable punch—and that, they’ll tell you with a grin, is real Scandinavian flavor.